A Tale of Two Witticisms

"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • dinosaur: ROAR
  • me: hey lil guy
  • dinosaur: GRRR
  • dinosaur: GROWL
  • me: now what kind of dinosaur are you
  • dinosaur: SHOUT
  • me: hmm
  • dinosaur: HOLLER
  • me: hmmmmm
  • dinosaur: SNARL
  • dinosaur: BARK
  • me: oh right ur a thesaurus
mtathew:

mtathew:

why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….


the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account 

mtathew:

mtathew:

why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….

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the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account 

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